There taint enough coffee in the world

I was kept awake all night by a barkie dog, my tante that had to chirp
in, the rain, waiting for the pupsters to start barking again and then
the newspaper delievery. I was hoping that it would stop raining by
now but it looks like we are socked into what would otherwise be
considered Upper Pacific Coastline weather. Everything will be green
and lush and lovely, but now all it says to me is "go back to bed" or
"you are an idiot for having gone into work you could have slept in"
or "what are you thinking schmeggege, this is schlufie weather".
Either way I will be so jacked up on caffiene by this afternoon maybe
all will be right with the world.