You are a fucktard. The Casino (beware cheesey music...) is miserable. Horrible, you predict 9 seasons? I predict I won't be there (and neither will alot of people if this forum or this one are any kind of indication).
It hurt me to watch that show last night. Alot. I wanted a shower. Get the skeeze off me.
The guy likes to walk around in a zebra striped jacket with money hangin' out the pocket? High Roller? I think just High. And his woman taking his money off the table? Illegal maneouver. Good thing you were that wasted to LEAVE YOUR PURSE AND YOUR DRUGS (probably) IN THE BATHROOM. I would be whiggin' if I lost my purse, much less moola. They seemed awfully cavalier about the whole thing...I wouldn't be hanging out in Zaks just "oh well... my purse and your money are gone hon". High.
And I am only going to say one thing about the cute couple who got propositioned in the "lounge" (where apparantly mr. dusk isn't the featured performer anymore) went to Rum Jungle and started to get your freak on. You are way to cute to EVEN consider being in a scarey ass situation with those super beyond creepy ass people. (who was that looohooozher trying to look like in his sparklie lace shirt with his overprocessed hair? Spike? Grosss). There wasn't anything real about them. Their hair color and probably their intentions. Good thing you left the room when you did because they are the kind of people that would have taken your kidneys babys. And that limo? Cheesefantastic. Sleezeorama. Cute boy with the Jewfro? You are a smart cookie...everyone in America that watched that show last night thanks you for leaving the room. I hope though that you and your wife ordered a movie back in your room and got your voyeur on there.
And with that... I toast Mark Burnett for getting me to watch that show twice. I am not particularly fond of Vegas in the first place and now I know I don't have to take a little trip down that reality trail once a week.
It is nice to see people smoking on tv though.
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