Ok I have to stop. I thought it might be funny to see how many times Gore would say "change" and drink every time he said it. I am four minutes or so into his speech and I potentially will be so drunk in five more minutes I might hurl. It probably doesn't help that I am sitting here with a bottle of Van Gogh Espresso vodka, ok and a PBR, because I am hip....and keep in mind its leeeeetle shots. I thought I would switch to "hope" but seriously that is making things worse. Good thing I didn't open the Patron XO (its coffee flavoured too and delicious) but I wouldn't be able to walk.
I have an hour to chill and then try and go back downtown. I really am not as drunk as I say, but I will tell you dear reader, I am going to eat and burn off the booze.