oh sweet jebus

seriously I think this may be the most boring night of all. I was on the phone with a friend who will remain un-named and I almost fell asleep. He was so unbelivably self indulgent I wanted to just quietly put the phone down and see if he even noticed I wasn't there. Really. I almost did. I should have. Instead I got to hear alllllll about how he thinks the war in Iraq is stupid and all about oil (um hello cliche' much?), how when we lived in LA he could have gotten a job but didn't want to settle (um shah), how he is doing this and that and soooo powerful and so wonderful and so great (if you have to tell people you aren't mmmmk?) and I sat and rolled my eyes while my dog looked at me and thought I was having a spasm of some kind.

But now I have his cell phone number so when he calls again I can screen it. Bless the inventer or the silicon chip that allows for caller id. Bless you Mister Whomever....blessssss you.

I should have run errands. That'll learn me somethun'. What a schmuck.