Friday, June 01, 2007

Internet joy

There are a lot of reasons why I love the internet. I really love this video.
Its of a camera going around a sushi bar in Tokyo conveyor belt. There used to be a similar place (not as busy by any stretch of the imagination) across from the CU Medical Center in Colorado Blvd here in Denver. My friend Diane and I would go almost every Tuesday night. The sushi chef there would make us the BEST spicy tuna handrolls.

I finally get the cajones to join JDate and log in and find that my friggin' competition right there on the main page is Kathy (I have really great hair and know it and have a tv show on Bravo damnit what about you Brittney) Griffin. I love her but bitch better plan on staying away from the Colorado guys or we will take it outside. That would make GREAT Bravo TV reality... Kathy? I am serious, call me.

Ok I am all talk, I would probably want to date her, lets be honest, I like boys. I think she is funny as hell... some people don't, I do. I hate that she has been taken advantage of by people that she loves (hell let me go outside with them damnit). I could hang out with her, and one of her main gays (maybe not main anymore, who knows it's Hollywood after all) did write one of my favorite books for a while.... Misadventures in the 213. So how bad could it be? She has great taste in furniture (she uses the ZGallerie dresser that I have, as a nightstand...brilliant).

I hate though this one teensie little thing... she is promoting her show in her bio. Kathy...don't work it so hard baby, seriously, it's not about ... hey I am single again date me, its more, I am single again and using this avenue to shill my show. I know all publicity is good publicity and all, but really? Honey... take that out of your bio, it looks tacky.

In other words, guess who has time to troll other people's bio's but can't get her act together to put together hers... that would be me. Anyone want to help? Kathy? Yours was good other than that little sentence....

ok off to go for a walk and get the mail... I have putzed around long enough.

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