Tom Cruise is a giant turd...

Or at least Shelly would say that.

So I was pysched on Wednesday Night when I was flippin' through the South Park line up to see that Trapped in the Closet, was on again. I thought woo hoo.... I can dvr it and laugh my tuches off again at how brilliant it is. Wellllll.... not so much. Why? Well, why don't Tom Cruise and Paramount face the masses and explain themselves a little more. Now. I will be honest here, I have a copy on my hard drive. I will admit it. I will freely yell it from the roof tops. Paramount and Tom Cruise can actually come after me if they would like. I would love to have a cup of coffee with Tom Cruise and tell him nicely and calmly and quietly (just like Katie's little birthing session will be... aparantly he doesn't do well with screaming) that if he had just shut the hell up about it, it wouldn't get all this attention. It wouldn't make him look like a complete idiot. It wouldn't make him seem like a ginourmous paranoid dick and a giant turd.

So, he believes in aliens. He thinks Zenu will make him happy. You know what... maybe Zenu does complete him. Its ok. We all have our beliefs. I don't go around suing South Park for Cartman calling Stan "a dirty Jew". I don't get mad at South Park for having seemingly clueless adults. I mean its a flippin' cartoon for goodnesssake.

One site that supposidly has it on Quicktime(but I can't get it to load) and the site that pointed out this ginormous stroke of what apparantly is Tom Cruise's really small um.... brain.

MI-III is going to tank I predict. Paramount, just release it to dvd already and get it over with. Let TomKat have their freak little alien baby in their freak controled environment and get them out of our lives already. I say its enough.

And Trey and Matt? I love you guys. I love you guys alot. But seriously? Tom Cruise is not worth of buying you off. Remember CU? Remember how hard we all worked to get our projects even started. Did you EVER in a gabillion years ever imagine you would be getting sued by Tom Cruise? Let him sue you. They can't prove it was you guys anyway. John Smith and John Smith and wait... who was it, oh yeah that John Smith guy wrote and directed the thing you didn't. How about you stop being such giant pussies and air it again? I know you won't be putting it on a Season 9 DVD right? Bet they are working on stopping that. That is ok Tom Cruise will probably start trying to shut down the internet anyways because the episode is out there.

Sorry you lost Issac Hayes over it. They should probably do just what John Travolta, Kirstie Ally, Pricisilla Presley, Lisa Marie, Darma and Bodhi, and all the other celebrities are doing about it... they are shutting up and promiting their anti-pyschology museum.

So dumb and so stupid.

Happy weekend.