So I am sitting here getting stuff ready to take over to the Bros for dogsitting duty tonite and I hear this horrible... I mean horrible rambling from the tv in the living room. I get up to see what it is and its freakin' Madonna. Wow. John Lennon must be pulling his ear drums out up in heaven because seriously that was the absolutely worst version of "imagine" I have ever heard. Over enunciating the word dreamer was brutal and almost funny. She talks with a fake british-esque accent sometimes in interviews I have seen, honey... singing with one would have made that much less funny. I admire her for singing and all but I think she needs to go back to overly produced dance mixes. And the single pointy finger? Drama and lame. I quickly turned the tv off.

Brad Pitt is taking calls to for those that are interested in trying to get into his head with this overly talked about seperation....yes he is kinda pretty but seriously entertainment tonite...shut up.

Its a terrible thing that happened and I haven't written about it because alot of people have. I have looked at the pictures, the videos and the satilite photos, its horrific and so completely scarey. Something that a gal from Denver with no water around her can even imagine...30 feet waves? That is almost double the height of my condo and its really frightening. Too many innocents were lost. People have no home, no food, no water and the countries have insurmountable debt. It is horrible. But I think that seriously Madonna would have done better to just quitely donate some money instead of singing that song and donating the royalties from downloads at connect dot com. I wouldn't have it stuck in my head instead of the thought of millions of people with out homes.

I have all four seasons of Mr. Show on dvd and am going to take those over and watch them on the beeeeeg tv. Get my David Cross crush on and get away from Jay Leno. He really can kill the buzz. I need to take my own snacks over though because apparantly the best that my Bro can do is power bars and chickpeas in curry from Trader Joes. I have to remind him that when I house sit slash dog sit... that appropriate snacks are greatly welcomed! Fried tortilla chips (not baked..um bland), some kind of chocolate something, and maybe some coffee ice cream? I don't think its asking too much! Just kidding sorta.

I am though totally wondering if I were to call the 1-800 number if there really are celebrities answering the phones or just some regular joes. I wondered this when the 9-11 telethon was on as well. I am just amused enough that I almost called, just to see, but then realized I would probably get Joe Non Celebrity from a call center in Hobokin and not Brad Pitt, Jane Seymour or Clint Eastwood (now that really would be kinda kick ass). Step away from the phone missy....step away from the phone.... you aren't going to talk to anyone celebrity wise and you don't even fall into that fan type anyway.