So now that I know my brother reads this I feel all self-censored and don't post. Oops. I will slowly get over that. But also... now that I know he skims I can tell him things to his face that I wouldn't actually say to him verbally. Things like... dude, just do it already. Things like.... thank you (although I do say that to him). Things like... I promise, this week, while you are out of town, I am sooooo going to go to the gym. Ok I will go once.
My friendship divorce is final. It is like this great cloud has cleared the sky of my emotions. Soooo happy. Mom said that she was sad, but I was pointedly honest and said... I can't really be to sad because they haven't been very nice to me lately.
I got a singles email from some dude who spent the whole thing pitching me a development project in New Mexico and then at the end says ... oh and you seem very interesting. Listen up assmunch I am not my job. I thought it was really gross that he pitched me a deal in his first email. So the lohhoser got a very nice ... I can pass on the information but uh not too nice to me email.
The office guy who stole from my desk has spent the whole day trying to impress me and the coworkers with stories about his boyfriends sisters shopping. Who cares. He started to argue with me about Lip Venom and how it plumps your lips. Dude it so doesn't. Pinching them works better.
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