I found more fun in the surv*vor anti-finale than I really thought

See this is how it goes. I never really watched the show. Even thought it is on before CSI, I would still start the vcr at 8pm MST. But last year, when they went to the pearl islands* I totally thought... hey zoe... what the hey... its just one more show you can either love or hate. And I started to get hooked. Stupid ass show. Stupid. Ass. Show.

But I loved it and was hooked. The people that were on the show were fantastic. So when they did the all st*r dealie, I really didn't know who any of these people were at all, it was just like any other season... except really soon after the last one ended. I wasn't as hooked but still it was kind of enjoyable.

and the last couple of days I have just found the best sites making of the snark of the whole thing.

Fametracker does a great job of breaking down the final words.

and the brilliant folks at Television Without Pity (and damnit I missed out on the "Chung Chung" tshirt... crap... times 10) have brought this joy into my life. I honestly have never laughed so much at a show that I have watched ever.

People are actually bidding on ebay for people's worn clothing.... (ie... Probst's shorts as of right now are at $294 (seriously that is more than disgusting to me...grodie) and speaking of grodie this is where my mind is at Stool signed by Jeff Probst just about made my head spin off (and yes it is really one from tribal council... not what came to my mind).

I think honestly that I have no choice but to never watch the show again. Except the next season is set in a country on an island where there is implied cannaibalism and that is going to be fun to watch those stupid stupid people skirm over. Seriously after taxes folks its like 425 grand not a cool mil. I would rather earn it the hard way, by working. I can eat rice everyday three times a day out of a coconut with a stick on my couch because I CAN not because I HAVE TO thankyouverymuch and I don't have to partake in any crazy ass physical.

And did that stupid Gweneth actually name her kid Apple? Did I just hear the news right? Apple? What the hell is that? She is doing that little kid no favors. First the ridicule for the fact her dad has to write website urls on his hands to remember them for later (can't he find a scrap of paper?)and a mom who eats only brown rice and organic spinach, but the name. Oy. Good thing there isn't going to have to be a bris' I don't think there is a mohel on the planet who could keep a straight face while blessing the kid with that name.