Seriously... throw me a bone here

In order to not be bugged by the lack of nice seemingly available Jewish guys in the downtown bar scene tonite, I am going to run errands. Isn’t that annoying? Actually it is a complete blessing. What else is a nice Jewish girl to do? I need to avoid the inevitable phone call from the zhlub that keeps calling me and doesn’t understand that “sorry I am not available” means for always not for just right now. I need someone hip, kind, funny and not living with his mother at 48… and younger than 48. Care t’help a gal out?