I can not do it

I realized, I can not have an intellecutal conversation about Martha Stewart, the state of KMart's bankrupcy, a dirty cartoon, animal baloons, my friend's move, the now infamous Mah Jong card with my mother AND watch the season finale of The Real World Vegas. I can't. Its impossible. I clearly blanked out on the conversation at one point (I think we were talking about Martha screwing up over 100 grand) and my mom says...

"well I could try and find you some balloons and teach you"...

Ok seriously that is what I heard.

I had to quickly put a tape in and turn off the tv. What is really annoying? I don't really know any of the kids on the Real World! I haven't even watched it! At least I chose my mother over some crying 21 year olds, living large in Vegas. Baby.

The stupid AT & T phone guy when I called to renew my contract today thought he was funny and all April Fools-ie to me I think. He was rude and obnoxious and didn't have a clue. So I called back to talk to someone else and found out the schmuck gave me a whole new phone plan. Digital One Rate for 1800 minutes, which is $249 bucks. Um that is 10 times what I pay now. Ass. I found out what his name was, talked to his supervisor, who said that while the guy is quite the jokester, this isn't the way to treat a customer. Straight up buddy. Everything is back to normal and I get an extra 100 minutes of day time calls for the problem (which is no big deal since I never actually use my phone during the day much, but it is a terrific gesture non the less).

My brother's practical joke on his boss didn't go over well. Too bad it was funny. Would have been funnier if it was done tommorrow or even Friday, but he doesn't listen.

I told my one of my coworker's that today is going to be my last day... she looked at me like I had two heads... and then I said... my last day of pigging out on chocolate at my desk for breakfast... and she gave me the finger... that was fun.